What is your definition of Unmolested?

"Chuckles" (chucklesw37) 04/25/2016 at 21:51 • Filed to: None

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Maybe it’s still mechanically intact. Hard to say.

TheOnelectronic > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 21:52

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Those dumbass banners make me angry. It would somehow be MORE acceptable on a heavily customized car.

jkm7680 > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 21:54

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Window banners are retarded.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 21:57

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Not that.

Birddog > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 21:57

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Not unmolested.

Oddly, removing the cheap coil overs increases the value and lowers the “drift tax” according to the ad. So there’s that.

Chuckles > TheOnelectronic 04/25/2016 at 22:00

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I go through phases with every car I’ve owned. Stickers only appear once I’ve reached the “Screw it, I’m running this car into the ground” phase.

Chuckles > Birddog 04/25/2016 at 22:02

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Good point. I suppose it could be returned to a “doesn’t appear molested” state, but deep down you’d know.

Danger > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:05

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SUH DUDE!!!

GRS1 > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:07

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It probably hasn’t been dragoned?

Urambo Tauro > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:08

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Unmolested suggests two things: parts are stock, and the car isn’t beat to shit.

Birddog > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:09

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I smoked a lot of weed when I was younger. I’d forget pretty quick.

Chuckles > Urambo Tauro 04/25/2016 at 22:10

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Well we know from the ad that the coilovers are a modification but can be returned to stock. As for not beat to shit? Hard to say.

shift monkey > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:12

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I guess in the world of 240's that could be considered unmolested.

Urambo Tauro > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:18

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Yeah, the pictures aren’t quite enough to tell. You’re right: technically speaking, the ad does offer an unmodified car. It’s just that the “un-modification” is presented as a secondary option.

V6 or Bust > jkm7680 04/25/2016 at 22:21

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I agree. If you’re going to put a giant sign on your car, the least you could do would be to put it on the part of the car that you don’t have to see out of.

“This sticker is inconvenient and dangerous, but I do love Fig Newtons!”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > jkm7680 04/25/2016 at 22:29

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Any car name sticker is stupid

Though looking up stickers I would totally rock this cat sticker

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:31

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To me, not molested means completely stock and/or not beat to shit.

For this particular one, since it has coilovers and that dump lettering on the windshield, I’m betting that it most definitely has been molested.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:39

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To me, unmolested means it was not irreversibly modified.

Chuckles > shift monkey 04/25/2016 at 22:48

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I suppose it is all relative. You aren’t going to win a Concours D’Elegance with this car any time soon though.

shop-teacher > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 22:48

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Take a closer look at the hatch. It’s beat to shit.

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 04/25/2016 at 22:49

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Take a close look at the hatch, it looks like a damn tree landed on it.

Chuckles > shop-teacher 04/25/2016 at 22:54

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Yeah, good catch. Something molested that trunk.

shop-teacher > Chuckles 04/25/2016 at 23:12

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It looks like a big tree limb fell on it or something.